AUTHORIZED
SUBJECT IDENTIFICATION / S.K.
SAUSAGE
KEEPER
KEEPER
DESIGNATION$SAUSKEEPER
OCCUPATIONGUARDING THE GOODS
THREAT LEVELDELICIOUS
STATUS● ON DUTY
CHECKPOINT 001 / ACCESS GRANTED
SAUSAGEKEEPER
$SAUSKEEPEREST. IN THE WRONG DIMENSION
One guard. One sausage. No questions.
NO ENTRY!
CAM_01 // GATEKEEPER● LIVE FEED
PROPERTY OF THE SAUSAGE DEPARTMENT // 1998
FILE NO. 0001 // CLASSIFIED MATERIAL
THE DOSSIER.
The gate stays closed.
The sausage stays safe.
The legend stays weird.
● TRANSMISSION RECEIVED / 100%
KEEP THE
SAUSAGE.
$SAUSKEEPER
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